Conservatives, perverts, and conservative perverts read my blog.

It's been a while since I've shared my recent Google statistics, right?! Well, this is how people have been finding my blog today:

Do you think there's an overlapping demographic there?

THANKS A LOT, CHICAGO HEIGHTS READER.

This week in Google searches.

This week in Google searches.

This week in Googling.

What the hell?

I'm giving the people what they want.

My work ethic is pretty low right now, so I'm going to post as many times today as possible. Which might end up being, like, four times (and that's an optimistic goal), since I'll most likely run out of things to say.

So, someone found my blog this morning by searching for this:

Here you go:

To my new reader in Bradenton, Florida:

I sure hope you found what you were looking for.

And I think I love you.