Dear Facebook,

YOU CANNOT MAKE ME CARE.

Michelle Obama is so effing fierce.

I kind of have this huge crush on Michelle Obama. I'm kind of apathetic about Barack... In fact, I kind of like Hilary better (although I'd vote for either of them). But something about Michelle really appeals to me. I think it's how she'd stare you down and make you lose your shit with little to no effort at all. She's foxy.

And that is why I created this Facebook group. Oh, yes, you can join it.