THANK YOU, LARRY CRAIG.

Isn't it about time we had another hypocritical Republican? I haven't been this excited since Mark Foley!

Man, when these dudes fall, they fall so hard.


Related:
Idaho Senator Larry Craig Arrested In Men's Room [Wonkette]

Tommy Tester is my new favorite disgraced Baptist minister.

Tommy Tester, a minister in Bristol, Virginia (which might as well be Tennessee, by the way) was arrested for indecent exposure in Johnson City, Tennessee last week.

The good parts:

1. Tester was relieving himself in front of children at a car wash.

2. An open bottle of vodka and an empty prescription bottle of Oxycontin were found in his car.

3. Tester offered the arresting officers oral sex.

4. He was also wearing a skirt.

God bless your heart, Rev. Tester.


Related:
Minister in Skirt Charged With Indecent Exposure [WGAL]