Two Internet moments I will never forget.

About a month ago, this happened:


It kind of blew my mind. When I told Christina, she said, "You did it! You win!"

No one other than us really understands or even cares, but it was exciting none the less. And I figured, "Hey, that's cool. I've peaked! Nothing else, Internet wise, will be as exciting."

Then, a little while ago:


That's even more hilarious.

Thanks for the memories, you guys!

Hey, did you know Diablo Cody used to be a stripper?

Adam alerted me to this video of Jackie Clarke as Diablo Cody, screenwriter of Juno:

Not rubies, or sapphires, or pearls, or opals. Diamonds, y'all.

I try not to blog from work anymore but I'm so stress right now that I need a ten-minute break to not think about anything that actually matters. So here are some things for us all to think about.
Would you take nutrition advice from that woman? Me, neither.

Unrelated, but still quite nice: I did an interview with my faves, Julie Klausner and Jackie Clarke, and it's on This Recording.
Also, be sure to download the Natalie Cole cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," which is not your "Unforgettable" era Natalie. It's the coke-fueled version that truly compliments the Beatles' original LSD vision. (Says Julie: "My fave part is when Natalie goes, 'What are you doin' up there, Lucy?' Because she has no idea.") The fun back-story behind my love for it: John put it on a mix CD for me recently, saying that he used to work with a tranny who would perform (read: lip-sync) to it. That tranny then started stealing money from their employer and tried to frame John. Cute!

The word "prostitute" is French for "nature's clown."

God bless Julie Klausner and Jackie Clarke.




Julie and Jackie dot com.