My brother drunk-IMed me after midnight last night:

Too bad she didn't have a blog, too.

Dear College Students, especially Miss [Your State Here] Hopefuls:

Don't post pictures of people biting your boob on Facebook. They will come back to haunt you.

Not that it actually MATTERS, because how many people have embarrassing pictures of themselves on the Internet? It shouldn't be shocking that most people in their early twenties get drunk every now and then and take incriminating photos of their debauchery. Should it really matter? Not really, because it's just stupid, silly behavior, as long as no one is hurt and laws aren't broken.

I think our parents should just be glad they lived in a time before the Internet and digital photography.


Related: Miss New Jersey Is Physically, Not Ethically, Quite Flexible [Gawker]

Drunk posts are 0% funny 100% of the time.

Five things:

1. Janeane Garofalo, WHO I SAW TONIGHT, said that if she could have "a shower suit," she would use it because she's at the point in her life where she'd prefer to never be naked. I think that's where I'll be, emotionally, in ten years.

2. I went to a bar on Halsted tonight and the jukebox played THUNDERCLAP NEWTON and T. REX.

3. I'm not that drunk, more tipsy that drunk. But I did immediately start playing "Night Moves" by Bob "BOB SEGER IS ROCK AND ROLL" Seger and the Silver Bullet Band on my iPod because OMG LOLZ that song is the best ever.

4. If I was a famous singer, I'd end every set - EVERY ONE - with "Night Moves."

5. I'm drunk enough that I'm updating my blog in my underwear. And for all of you ladies, and probably three dudez, who've been wonderin' (no G): it's BRIEFS (at least right now).



GNITE! / GMORNIN!