Today I bought the new Liz Phair album from the Virgin Megastore on the Magnificent Mile and I felt like douche times twelve.
I purposely bought it there instead of some indie record store. I knew that if I went to some hole in the wall, the black hoodie-clad staff would silently judge me for buying the "new" Liz Phair.
And we all know that the staff at the Virgin Recordstore can't judge anyone. That's because they work at the fucking VIRGIN MEGASTORE.