I just got home from work and I guess I was just out of it and happy to be in my very warm room. I was surfing the internet, reading my email, what have you, and I guess I was just not really paying attention to how I was breathing. I assume I was breathing through my mouth, which would explain why it was just hanging open.
And I drooled. I came this close to seriously screwing up my laptop.
Unemployed and single, folks. Unemployed and single.