"Write a blog about ingrown hairs."

Another new feature this week: Conversations with Katy.*




Occasionally, I have nutty GChat conversations with Katy. Sometimes the stuff she says is so fascinating that I want to share them with the world. To know Katy is to love her, but to read transcriptions of her instant messages is to look deeply into her soul

Our inaugural edition of Conversations with Katy is a long one about how how crazy things (cysts, hair, babies) grow inside our bodies. Read further and you just mind learn something!





me: i have a cyst on my neck

Katy: really?

me: yes

me: just a little ball

me: it's annoying

Katy: weird

Katy: where?

me: under my ear

me: it just popped up

Katy: when?

me: i thought it was a pimple

me: like, two weeks ago, maybe three

Katy: i have that too!

me: my mother used to get those on her head

me: she has one that's been there for years

Katy: mine went away actually

me: one time she said she brushed her hair and it popped out

Katy: weird

me: and bounced on the floor

Katy: WOW

Katy: that would be the best day of my life

me: OUR BODIES ARE SO STRANGE

Katy: i love it

me: i get excited when i have an ingrown hair

Katy: ME TOO!!!!

Katy: i seek them out

me: there's a sense of accomplishment when you get one out

me: like, "wow, that thing was IN ME?"

Katy: oh it is a huge satisfaction

Katy: i know, especially when you get a really long hair out

me: is that what it's like when you have a baby?

Katy: yeah except i know whats coming

Katy: and it will hurt

Katy: there is nothing better than barely pressing on an ingrown and a huge hair comes out

me: we're kindred spirits, katy.

Katy: there are many of us out there

me: i wonder if there's a chat room i can join

Katy: hmm, i bet there is

Katy: justin is the same way, and so is his sister

me: i just googled "ingrown hair fetish"

me: i don't really want to click the links

Katy: festish may not be the right word tyler

me: well, what is it? fascination?

Katy: obsession?

Katy: if you google fetish there will be trouble

Katy: write a blog about ingrown hairs
Katy: we need the peoples feedback

me: i may have to just copy and paste this whole conversation



*This is a direct rip-off of Erica's weekly Tuesdays with Jihone.