After two hours of standing in line, waiting patiently, and trying to think of something clever / interesting / non-douchey to say, this happened:
Amy: Oh, "Tyler." You're my first Tyler today!
Me: Oh. That's pretty exciting.
Amy: "Oh. That's pretty exciting." You sure sound pretty excited.
Me: Well, I'm just trying to keep it cool. You know, I don't want to embarrass myself, just in case I ever see you again.
Amy (while making direct eye contact): Oh, we'll be seeing each other again. [Beat] Okay, thank you!
Amy: ...and good luck at the clinic!