Personally, I blame her parents for letting her watch so many reruns of The Love Boat, but who am I to judge?
We also spent about an hour on YouTube watching old Sesame Street clips. I told her that this video explains why I am who I am:
"What child gets excited about all of those celebrity cameos?" she asked. Clearly, that child was me; I loved Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito.
An aside: my father still loves "Put Down the Duckie."
And I realized my hatred for a capella stems from these dudes:
I have a couple of other favorite Sesame clips, such as this one where Patti Labelle sings "How I Miss My X."
Do you see what they did there?
And finally, I've always wanted to be this little girl's BFF: