1. Keith is my favorite because his thesis about Gone with the Wind / The Carol Burnett Show blew my fucking mind.
2. Alison is adorable despite her lisp and lack of personality.
3. I really wanted Jeffrey to get kicked off. It's not that because his dress was gross (it was), but it's because of his neck tattoos. I am anti-neck tattoos. The tattoos, combined with the right eyebrown with the fade, makes him look like a walking optical illusion.
4. I've come up with a mathematical formula:
(Nick Cave + Mr. Bean) - Rowan Atkinson + (Richard E. Grant / 2) * GAY = Malan
He makes me want to throw up.
I actually have work to do now, I'll write about class lataz.