Thanks to one of the Bs at The New Awesome, I just wasted about ten minutes of valuable work time at this website, which tells you what famous person you look like.
I uploaded this picture of myself:
First, it said I looked like this guy:Please note that it gave me old, bloated James Spader. I could have understood - maybe - young, Pretty in Pink James Spader. But shitty television actor James Spader? Ouch.
Then, there was this one:Okay, I respect Gary Oldman. He's one of my favorite actors, and in one of my favorite, favorite movies, Sid and Nancy. I don't look like him, though.
And then this bullshit:WHAT? Okay, NO. That's not true. You're only seeing the glasses, there. Obvious mistake.
Oh, don't worry. It keeps on coming:SHUT UP.
You've got to be kidding.
So basically I look like every Jewish man with glasses. And the occasional creepy British actor. Obvs.