They were registered at Target.

I woke up this morning from a nightmare. I was shopping for a wedding present for Brad and Angie, and I had no idea what to buy. What do you get for the couple that has everything? And after going from store to store without success, I got more and more frustrated. It's just like them to make me pay for a destination wedding so I can see them trot around Darfur, holding babies and letting me know that they are better people than I am because they have the time to adopt, so I finally said, "You know what? I'm going to send them a fondue pot and a subscription to Smithsonian and then use that airfare toward some rich city in Europe."