You know what I hate? I hate it when people lick their fingers and then flip through papers. I. hate. that. The fact that it makes it easier to flip through pages because your saliva has made your finger stickier makes me want to throw up in your face. Literally. In your face.
You know what else I find fairly disgusting? People who clip their fingernails in public places. Specifically at work, at neighboring cubicles. Seriously. There is absolutely NO REASON why you can't wait six more hours until you get home. Or even just do it in your car - at least there's a little bit of privacy and, more importantly, I don't have to HEAR THE CLIPPING OF YOUR FINGERNAILS.