Now that Malan and Keith are gone and there's no one to gross me out and piss me off*, respectively, I figured that PR fans need a new villian, and that person is Laura.
In case you didn't know, Laura is an ARCHITECT. She also has FIVE CHILDREN. I, and Laura, thought you should know this. Do not forget it. If you forget it, I, and Laura, will remind you. Every five minutes.
Also, for those of you who don't watch Project Runway and don't get who Laura is, I've come up with a handy mathematical equation for you.
Neko Case + Architecture + Five Kids + Penis = Laura.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
*Keith doesn't piss me off. He** was the best designer on the show.
**For those of you who don't watch the show, Keith looks like Jude Law if you're kinda drunk.
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I heard she's having another kid!
SHE HAS FIVE CHILDREN?! She's a stick. And she draws very bubbliciously.
Dude, I heart Laura. I loved that whole "I have five kids and am 41 and so sweatpants ... I just - don't go there."
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