Tuesday, October 23, 2007

To everything there is a season, et shitera, et shitera.

Finally, some good news around this place: My mom just sent me a text message informing me that my dad's scan came back clear and cancer-free!

To celebrate the end of a shitty nine-month period of my life, I'm a-gonna fill out this here Gap application. And maybe go buy some Halloween candy.

Q: Why are you interested in working for our company?
A: Because I'd like to invite more awkwardness and social pain to my life. Also, discounts!

Q: What strengths would you bring to our company?
A: Communication skills, folding skills, stacking skills, counting skills. And people skills.

Q: What didn't you like about your previous jobs?
A: I never got the opportunity to offer people credit cards.


kristin said...

I think you know what Lelana Pierce would have to say about this!

each of the two said...

my pop's test also came back clear, i am happy for you! and know your relief.

Katy said...

If there is a section where you can write general comments, ask them why they won't take my pants back.

lkbom said...

You know what?? Don't make fun of what is quickly becoming my future career... ass.

Chris said...

Hey, congratulations!