Finally, some good news around this place: My mom just sent me a text message informing me that my dad's scan came back clear and cancer-free!
To celebrate the end of a shitty nine-month period of my life, I'm a-gonna fill out this here Gap application. And maybe go buy some Halloween candy.
Q: Why are you interested in working for our company?
A: Because I'd like to invite more awkwardness and social pain to my life. Also, discounts!
Q: What strengths would you bring to our company?
A: Communication skills, folding skills, stacking skills, counting skills. And people skills.
Q: What didn't you like about your previous jobs?
A: I never got the opportunity to offer people credit cards.