I don't have anything to say about myself today (sorry, everyone!), so here's a little FUN NEWS that my Chicago readers can take advantage of:
TONIGHT! Come see Attila at the CORNservatory. That's right, there's a THEATRE called the CORNservatory! Like CONservatory but with an extra R, which makes it kinda punny!
Bless their hearts!
If you didn't know already, my roommate / life-partner Christina is in Attila and she, along with the rest of the gang, is a goddamn delight. So if you want to laugh a lot, you should come at 10:30. Tickets are ten bucks, but it's not too pricey if you consider that it's BYOB! So bring a bottle of Yellow Tail. Or two! Everything will be really hilarious if you bring two!
There will most likely be a lot of cleavage, as well:
And if you need something funny and adorable to tie you over for the rest of the day, watch this: