Just lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuuufff.

I want you, dear reader, to say, "Tyler, shut the fuck up," the next time I complain about not having money. After I left work EARLY yesterday (I had finished my work and my boss told me to leave), I went to H&M and bought two pairs of pants and socks. I didn't really need the socks but I didn't want to do laundry. This morning, after finishing Bee Season on the train to work, I browsed through the B&N on the first floor of my building, first for a bargain book. Then I found a copy of The Portable Faulkner and I bought it. Bad.

I had a thought after reading some Faulkner on my lunch break: "I just need to find a cute girl who likes good music, Faulkner, and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls."

I've had two applications recently where "Pagan" was chosen as the applicant's religious preference. One was a 49-year-old female divorcee, and the other was a 19-year-old gay male. That seems about right.

When I got back from my lunch break this afternoon I had an email from funny-lady Julie Klausner, who performs at the UCB Theater in New York and was the creator of Cat News. She said that she was Googling herself and found a reference to one of her appearances on Jake Fogelnest and Jackie Clarke's radio show. I was pretty excited, then kind of embarrassed, since this is the post that she found, where I admit to having an online obsession with Jackie Clarke as well as a general obsession for most slightly-famous people. I'm surprised she emailed me rather than become a little creeped out. Bold move, Klausner!

I apologize for the post - I've been trying to stick to one topic lately, but nothing too out of the ordinary has happened lately, and I did get shit from a few people for my long post about how I don't like medium salsa from Chipotle. At the same time, however, it's my blog and I do what I want. I appreciate people reading it and commenting and everything, but don't expect too much from me. I'll write a week's worth of blogs about Chipotle if I feel like it, or I'll post my results for online quizzes like, "How Chicago are you?" or "What kind of kisser are you?!"

Or:
Take the quiz:
What is Your "True Tractor"

Massey Ferguson
Love the Vintage Tractors eh

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PS. I totes KNEW it was Massey-Ferguson because that's the kind that my grandfather took to the one tractor show / tractor pull I went to!!!!!1111