Which of these Great Moments in Humanity did I NOT witness yesterday?
A. While looking through the new used DVDs (think about it!) at Reckless, one man next to me turned to the man he was with, showed him the copy of What the #$*! Do We (K)now!?, and said, "It's only $9.99! A new copy is like, thirty dollars! YOU CAN'T FIND A BETTER DEAL!"
B. While eating in Chipotle, the woman next to me screamed at her one-and-a-half-year-old, who - surprise! - was also screaming. After trying to reason with the BABY, she pulled out a digital camera and took about ten pictures of it, saying, "I'M TAKING PICTURES OF YOU SO WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL SEE HOW BAD YOU WERE." Then she made lots of eye contact with everyone else in the restaurant while yelling, "AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR FATHER. I TAKE CARE OF YOU!"
C. While walking home from CVS with a huge package of toilet paper, a group of skateboarders pointed at me and made fun of me. I wonder if they'd think I was cooler if they knew I had been putting off buying the TP and had been stealing it from my roommates.
It was C. Also, I owe you like, three rolls, gals.