2. Don't buy beer at the Market Place on Diversey. You will pay twenty dollars for a twelve pack of Corona.
3. Look at the case of beer before you buy it, because you might be buying Corona Light, which isn't very good.
4. If you drink enough Corona Light, you start to enjoy it. It's real smooth.
5. It's impossible to eat six saltines in a minute. Trust me, and these pictures of Katy, Christina, Mel, and myself attempting this feat:
Still skeptical? Here's a video of what happened when Jason tried it. You're welcome, Internet.
3 comments:
Tyler, we're fighting!
is it because the saltines are so dry?
yeah, as soon as you put two in your mouth, it dries up completely. i had six in my mouth but couldn't swallow anything!
and jason - don't hate me! it's for the sake of science!
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