me: i have an interview on monday with an ad agency
[I send her a link to the company’s website.]
me: i don't know how i feel about it
Christina: is this shutterbugs? i don't get it
Christina: and their website reminds me of playing where in the world is carmen sandiago back in ‘97
me: i know
me: i'm kinda nervous
me: the guy was like, "if no one's at the front desk, just wait in the lobby. we usually have espn playing and stuff."
Christina: you are going to hate that interview
me: hahaha, i know.
Christina: good luck with the small talk
me: i better read the sports section of the red eye that morning
Christina: cut it out and tape it to the inside of your sleeve
Christina: and then you can be like, "oh yeah can you believe the cardinals won. 4 -0."
Christina: "and also the yankees, won 8-3."
me: that sounds like a terrible plan.
Christina: DO IT
Christina: well that sounds like a place where terrible plans are necessary
me: i just realized i should buy some axe body spray this weekend.