Will someone please explain to me the rationale behind a staffing agency calling me and telling me that - congratulations! - I did very well on all of those office skills tests (95th percentile on the proofreading! huzzah!), and then thirty seconds later offering me a management trainee position at an Enterprise Rent-a-Car? Does this make sense?
I'm going to go stress-eat a McDonald's hamburger now. But first, this picture: