My manager walked up to my desk just now and said, "Have you ever seen Ghostbusters? The first one?"
"Yes," I replied, curious about where this was going.
"You know them Gozer dogs at the end of the movie?"
"Did you know there are dogs that look like that in real life?!"
"I'm gonna have to get him to send me the picture! Baby Daddy was walking around Park Ridge this weekend and there was this woman walking her horse, and then this dude came up with that fuckin' dog and it was as big as the horse! Can you believe that? Those dogs are REAL."