First of all, I just want to share that I'm hungover and wearing flip-flops just to see if I can get away with it on a Wednesday.
Now, for the real business. I got the following MySpace message the other day:
I always thought I had a face for radio, but now I've found my calling, thanks to a man who has the following picture of himself posted on the Internet:
Sexxy! Oh, and I just want to point out my other favorite parts of his "MySpace" page. I'm reading through it so you don't have to. You'll thank me later.
Also, this is what happens when you put your resume on Craigslist:
Literally five times a day. Make it stop, please.