I'm sorry for not posting, but I haven't been at work for the past two days, and I spent the majority of the weekend either drunk, dancing, or both at the same time. When I write a real post tomorrow, you'll get the following great stories:
1. I saw the gay pride parade.
2. I danced for SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT.
3. I danced with JD Samson.
4. I chatted with two gals from Office.
5. I spent seven and a half hours in the Illinois Masonic emergency room.
Just you wait! Tomorrow's post will be totes exciting!