It's September, which means I've been looking for a new job for nine months. (See, employers? I have excellent math skills.)
(Just as an aside, I'd like to state that other than this miserable job search, and the fact that it's still really hot here and I sit in my apartment and sweat a lot, everything in my life is going splendidly. Just to fill you in.)
I have a few immediate options: eating
It is highly likely that I will drop-kick a DePaul student today.