2. At least two people narrowly avoiding collisions with cabs.
3. A man with a two-foot-long red beard smashing beer bottles on the curb.
This is all you've got, seriously? Last year, on Broadway, I saw a man walk out of Avenue Tavern, drop his pants, and hail a cab with his penis. You disappoint me, St. Patrick's Day 2K8.
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you'll be glad (or not) to know I pulled out my penis on halsted st. last night. although i wasn't brilliant enough to be flagging down a cab
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