Sunday, April 30, 2006
George Clooney is so dandy, and he cares!
I understand that George Clooney considers himself to be this great humanitarian liberal who isn't afraid to speak out against the injustices of Sudanese genocide and Bill O'Reilly. And usually I can take him a little bit seriously because, frankly, he's isn't Martin Sheen or Sean Penn. And I'm so glad that he doesn't wear purple goggles like Bono; those have never and will never be cool. Also, U2 sucks balls. My point is that George Clooney seems like a nice guy with a good head on his shoulders and I can respect him for that. And look at those eyes. Those eyes are the eyes of a man who is upset, goddammit, and he's not afraid to show his concern
So my question is this: Why is George Clooney wearing blush? Seriously, something is going on with those cheeks and I don't understand, just like I don't understand the atrocities in Darfur. But since celebrities seem to care, I better get my act together and look that shit up on Wikipedia.
at 1:31 PM