I'm taking a "Me" day today, partly because Chicago is depressed as hell because of the Super Bowl (I'm telling you, people, that if you saw that puggle last night on the Puppy Bowl, you'd be all smiles!), partly because Chicago is still really, really, really fucking cold, and also because I had an awkward phone interview scheduled for noon and I figured I'd be two-percent less awkward if I did it in my living room instead of surrounded by college students marching off to their accounting classes. But mostly because it's cold.
Now I'm going to go vacuum my living room and finally change my sheets. (It's been too long since I've done either of those things.) Also, I'll probably be singing "Honky Cat," which I will have in my head for the rest of the week because of this:
Thank you for being, Julie Klausner.