Holy (frozen) balls, it's so goddamn cold.

It's two degrees right now.

I went outside earlier and walked to the bank. I had a check for thirteen dollars and ten cents and that's how much I need money. Of course, the ATM vestibule was closed and I had to deposit my check at the drive-up ATM. I waited in line behind a red Buick that too foreeevvveeerrr. Then I walked six blocks home. I felt like I had Botox injections because my face would not move.