Friday, February 15, 2008
Contrary to public opinion, I do not hate Black History Month.
That is not true. I love Black History. George Washington Carver! And that guy who invited stoplights! Go Black History!
Also, my mother always likes to tell this story about when I was in Kindergarten and how I was supposed to color a picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. and I used a black crayon instead of a brown one. She thinks it's adorable and represents the innocence of a five year old who takes "black" literally. So maybe I do subconsciously hate Black History Month because it reminds me of being an idiot.
WHY ARE YOU ALL TURNING AGAINST ME?