Monday, February 25, 2008

A very brief Oscar wrap-up.

I watched the Oscars last night with Adam, Jackie, and Alissa (who does not have a blog but still is worth mentioning). Here are some thoughts, which had to wait until this morning because of the bottle of red wine I drank last night.


Poor Amy Adams! It was like watching an unpopular girl sing a Mariah Carey song at a high school talent show. I tend to get vicariously embarrassed for people in situations like that. I don't understand why they couldn't get some back-up dancers to do something in the back there. Why the hell wasn't Debbie Allen called in? I mean, we did have to suffer through this:




Oh, look! Robyn showed up!

You can't see them very well in this picture, but Ethan Coen has some terrifying teeth, the kind that, as Adam put it, "could give Frances McDormand a hysterectomy."


Finally, I am so glad that most of America doesn't know who the hell Tilda Swinton is. Otherwise, I'd constantly hear, "You know who you look like to me? Tilda Swinton!"

6 comments:

each of the two said...

i hadnt thought about it, but now that you mention it, you DO look a bit tilda-esk.

i love her, she is so uncompromising and odd.

what?
those could be compliments to you...
you dont know.

Alissa said...

i might be worth mentioning because of the FREE bottle of red wine i provided for you...Tilda

you don't know me said...

Too late now:
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

Anonymous said...

you kinda look like her, but you look more like alan tudyk to me.

Todd said...

I've actually followed her career since Orlando, and now that you mention it...

WDL said...

that explains why I want to have sex with her.