My friend at JMU said that she needed to write some poems for her creative writing class. I told her to write a poem about her vagina, and she totally delivered:
pink, brown, white, and peach
vaginas can be soft, slimy, and sweet!
stubbly, hairy, and even bald,
some vaginas might be called
a name, like perhaps Vajay
or maybe even as simple as Lay!
The smell they make is so distinct
Too often, yes, mine seems to stink.
like an old rotten fish left in the fridge
and thats when i know i gotta clean the bitch
so girls don't forget to treat your vaginas well
for fear a penis might think its hell
rather clean it up! make it a little pink heaven.
and welcome the penises! mine has seen seven.