I just watched The Company, Robert Altman's dance movie with Neve Campbell. It's a great movie; I've seen it a few times before. Also, Robert Altman is probably my favorite director. He's just great.
But, okay, here's my problem.
Will there reach a time in my life where I won't always focus my attention on dancers' crotches? Seriously, does anyone else have this problem? It's not a sexual thing. I just can't avert my eyes.
I'm sure by the end of the night I'll have wished I kept this to myself.