I've only seen girls who can't play instruments or sing or write music look this stupid. They are the girls I see at shows looking twee as fuck with their stupid hair and matronly skirts, or I see them at parties huddled in the corner of the porch with a cigarette in one hand as they are clutching themselves because they're freezing even though it's really hot because it's a PARTY and there are a bunch of people around and it makes me want to scream, "LOOK. Stop being Little Miss Coke-head for a minute and get a symmetrical haircut!" They're all shorter than five feet and wear their mothers' old sweaters. They aren't actually talented enough like you girls to put out an ALBUM that my friend recommended to me that I won't be able to even ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD now because I'll just think of how STUPID YOU LOOK ON YOUR ALBUM COVER.
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AURGH. So much for being nice this week. See what you do to me, Camera Obscura?