Tonight, before seeing horrible, horrible improv (seriously, it's in my top ten worst improv shows ever) at IO (which we paid FOURTEEN DOLLARS FOR, by the way), a very drunk Carissa asked the gross IO bartender if his mustache was ironic. And it was A. Maz. Ing.
And when he got angry with her, she shouted, "HE'S NOT JUST FAKE IRONIC-MUSTACHE DOUCHEBAG. HE'S ACTUALLY A DOUCHEBAG."
The fun never stops with this crowd, y'all.